2024 Classic: The Dark and Stormy

“The weather report for November.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

"I am Moana of Motunui!" "And I am Greg of the Night Shift. Orde...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »

A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

@Diablo_Cow_Level03/09/2012 01:20There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Simpson_Quotes05/19/2012 18:06D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Charmed_Ones03/29/1999 04:27The power of three... laughs!

@Shrek_Donkey04/27/2013 18:20And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Neopets_Trader01/26/2005 09:28Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Arthas_Fan_0206/17/2001 16:15Succeeding you, father... in laughing!