2024 Archive: The Nosferatu

A guy walks in and says, “I’m waiting for the dark.” The bartender says, “The sun sets at 5, Count. Relax.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »

A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original09/29/1995 09:23Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@ICQ_Flower05/13/2012 20:16The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@SpiderMan_Peter08/18/2014 19:01My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Kazaa_Leecher11/08/2010 02:17I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Fight_Club_Member09/13/1996 09:26I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@RoboCop_9010/29/1997 17:44Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Offspring_Guy12/09/2009 06:32The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Warcraft_Orc01/27/2009 12:47Work, work... and laugh, laugh!