2024 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution

“In 2025, I’m going to spend more time being ‘mindful’ and less time being ‘brat’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

"As sour as the Olympics breakdancing discourse."Part of the 58 ...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

@WAP_Navigator05/27/2004 17:08Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Nsync_Justin08/08/2001 03:56Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Trainspotting_Rent08/29/2010 21:38Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Blink_182_Mark11/04/2011 07:17What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Ferris_Bueller12/17/2001 02:16Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Grinds_My_Gears04/30/2008 08:20You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!