A guy’s personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, “My owner is currently in a meeting, but he’d like to purchase the ‘concept’ of a cold lager and have me describe the taste to him in real-time.” The bartender says, “Tell your owner the ‘concept’ costs $10, but the actual foam is only for humans. You can stay in the cloud.”
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