I have a great joke about glue, but I’m “sticking” to this one.
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
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48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
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56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
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Why don't eggs go to parties?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
The future is laughing at us.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.