2017 Classic: The Paris Agreement Exit
Why did the U.S. pull out? Because the President decided that “Pittsburgh” was more important than “Paris,” even though the climate doesn’t care about your… Read More »2017 Classic: The Paris Agreement Exit
2017 Legacy: The Kendall Jenner Pepsi
“I solved the world’s problems with a soda!” “No, you just made everyone on the internet angry at the same time. Impressive, though.” Part of the 54… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Kendall Jenner Pepsi
2017 Archive: The Old Fashioned
“Don Draper is gone, but the bitters remain.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Panama Papers
Why did world leaders suddenly lose their appetite in April? Because 11.5 million leaked documents proved that the only thing “globalized” faster than trade was… Read More »2016 Classic: The Panama Papers
2016 Legacy: The Stranger Things Buzz
Why was everyone talking about kids on bikes? Because the first season had just dropped, and every celebrity on the carpet was trying to get… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Stranger Things Buzz
2014 Vintage: The “Deflategate” Beginnings
Why were the footballs so squishy? Because the Patriots were accused of letting the air out of the balls in the playoffs, starting a legal… Read More »2014 Vintage: The “Deflategate” Beginnings
2014 Classic: Best Rap Album
Why The Heist? Because it actually was a heist—just ask Kendrick Lamar’s fans. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2014 “Get Lucky & The… Read More »2014 Classic: Best Rap Album
2014 Vintage: Worst Director
Why Michael Bay? For proving that he can make a movie longer, louder, and more confusing with every passing year. Part of the 36 Razzie… Read More »2014 Vintage: Worst Director
2012 Legacy: The Candy Crush Addiction
Why did the lawyer bill for 12 hours while playing Candy Crush? He called it “high-level strategic resource reallocation and pattern recognition.” Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Candy Crush Addiction
2012 Legacy: The FarmVille Crop Interruption
The parish secretary accidentally leaving her laptop screen open on the fellowship table, blasting a loud digital cow sound effect right in the middle of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The FarmVille Crop Interruption