“I solved the world’s problems with a soda!” “No, you just made everyone on the internet angry at the same time. Impressive, though.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Superman Trunks
"He has the red trunks back!" "In 2025, this is the biggest poli...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition
In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
"Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
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