2012 Legacy: The Candy Crush Addiction

Why did the lawyer bill for 12 hours while playing Candy Crush? He called it “high-level strategic resource reallocation and pattern recognition.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid05/15/1998 05:11Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Doom_Marines03/29/2012 05:23Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Shrek_Donkey05/15/1999 12:48And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Nirvana_Teen09/14/2002 18:26Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Flash_Intro_Hater04/07/2005 06:08Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Banner_Exchange07/09/2009 18:37Click my banner for more laughs!

@Llamas_With_Hats07/30/2008 13:06Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@True_Story_Neil09/14/2000 11:34True story! I was there!