2017 Archive: The Old Fashioned

“Don Draper is gone, but the bitters remain.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

@Myspace_Tom02/05/2010 22:26I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@MIRC_Ghost04/29/1997 11:11Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Blade_Runner_201907/31/2004 15:04All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Walter_Sobchak04/14/1996 09:31Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Dodgeball_Pat06/26/1999 14:36If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Overly_Attached08/30/1996 17:01I’m watching you... read this joke!