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2009 Classic: The Confederations Cup

Why was the USA in the final? Because they beat Spain’s 35-match winning streak, proving that for one day, anything was possible.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9702/19/2011 23:02Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter07/04/2002 13:36The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Full_House_Michelle02/01/1995 06:10You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Gnutella_User02/04/2011 12:48Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Grinds_My_Gears05/20/2003 23:29You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Blink_Tag_User02/15/1995 18:34<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Guestbook_Signer06/26/2007 23:55Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

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