Why was the hair so long? Because Disney realized that 70 feet of golden hair was the only way to stay ahead of the CGI competition in 2010.
Part of the 33 Celebrity Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Meat Dresses” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
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