2022 Vintage: The MRI

“Does this machine scan for ‘Burnout’?” “No, just normal issues. Burnout is the new ‘Normal’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

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He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

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@Hanson_Fan_9702/01/2005 03:47Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa11/02/2008 16:54They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F06/25/1999 19:43The future is laughing at us.

@Magic_SchoolBus09/16/2012 01:09Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Guestbook_Signer04/27/2012 07:26Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular10/05/1999 10:06I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

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