“Doctor, I want a second opinion.” “Fine, I’ll ask my AI.” “The AI says I’m dying!” “Well, then I’ll ask a different AI. This one is more optimistic.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
No way! That’s too much!