2020 Vintage: The Parasite

A guy watches the Oscars in February and says, “This is the weirdest thing that will happen all year.” The world laughs.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

@SpiceGirls_Fan09/16/1999 19:28Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Geocities_Neighbor07/06/2013 20:28Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Nsync_Justin11/01/2002 16:25Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Scanner_Darkly09/17/2002 14:49I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@American_Psycho_P04/30/2009 18:29I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Diva_Plavalaguna08/09/2002 09:21The highest note of humor!

@Zoolander_Mug01/12/1997 21:00I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@True_Story_Neil01/12/1996 06:21True story! I was there!