2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

Every guy over 40 is now wearing a mustache and a cardigan.Part ...read more »

A girl walks into a bar and asks for a "Spit on That Thang" cock...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

@Donnie_Darko_8809/22/2010 07:15Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Bam_Margera_Fan01/03/1999 10:48Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Steve-O_Wild10/02/1999 05:32Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Cow_And_Chicken01/04/2001 07:47Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Leave_Britney_A04/24/2006 08:57Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Midi_Background12/23/2014 20:24Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Friendster_Ghost02/19/1996 03:54Remember me? I’m still laughing.