Why were the teams covering their mouths? Because they weren’t allowed to wear a symbol of equality, so they decided to let their silence speak for them.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.