53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition

The 2019 Top 10: 3000 Loves & Area 51

1. The Iron Man: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 3000. / 3000 who? / I love you 3000! Now open the door and give me a hug!
2. The Area 51: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alien. / Alien who? / Alien (All-in) we’re storming the door if you don’t open up!
3. The Baby Yoda: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Yoda. / Yoda who? / Yoda (You-da) one who needs to open the door, it’s the way!
4. The Billie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Bad. / Bad who? / I’m the bad guy… duh! (But let me in anyway!)
5. The Disney+: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Disney. / Disney who? / Disney (Doesn’t-he) know I’ve been waiting to watch The Mandalorian?
6. The Joker: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Arthur. / Arthur who? / Arthur (Are-there) any more stairs? I’m here to dance!
7. The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Tesla is on Autopilot!
8. The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, The Rise of Skywalker is starting!
9. The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my favorite person of the decade!
10. The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a guy with a Fidget Spinner (Wait, that’s so 2017!).

The Full 2019 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new iPhone 11?
12. The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of Endgame later!
13. The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?
14. The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing!
15. The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “I am Iron Man!”
16. The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?
17. The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
18. The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a comment on my TikTok!
19. The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?
20. The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!
21. The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!
22. The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!
23. The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
24. The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!
25. The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!
26. The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some popcorn!
27. The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
28. The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
29. The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
30. The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new decade!
31. The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
32. The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?
33. The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
34. The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you!
35. The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows!
36. The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
37. The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go home!
38. The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!
39. The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
40. The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the loop)
41. The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
42. The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!
43. The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday!
44. The Isabel: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working?
45. The Noah: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you’re still not opening!
46. The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up, I’m bored!
47. The Open: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s me!
48. The Justin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to finish the decade!
49. The Owl: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they do!
50. The Donut: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, just let me in!
51. The Dish: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a great joke!
52. The End: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / The end. / The end who? / The end of the 2010s is here!
53. The 2019: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2019. / 2019 who? / 2,019 knocks and I’m finally entering the new decade!