2025 Classic: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to update your software!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor10/20/2008 09:24You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Harry_Potter_0110/02/1998 04:39Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz05/29/1999 06:11The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Silk_Road_Ghost08/15/2013 03:51Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green08/24/2002 03:00Super green! Hilarious!

@Borat_Very_Nice08/15/2002 20:19Very nice! Great success!

@Marquee_Text_Fan01/21/2008 17:28<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Arthas_Fan_0206/20/2012 22:47Succeeding you, father... in laughing!