2025 Vintage: The Abbott

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time we finished this project!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

@Britney_Spears_Fan08/19/2006 20:00Oops, I laughed again!

@Full_House_Michelle03/06/2004 13:40You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor05/05/1999 04:11One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Bill_Ted_Excell11/29/2015 03:33Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Pedro_For_Pres03/13/2013 20:04Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Construction_Dig05/08/1996 03:10Still digging for more humor!

@Neopets_Trader08/22/2011 00:10Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Opera_User_9905/21/2010 17:46Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.