Why was everyone afraid to turn on the oven? Because CERN flipped the switch on the particle accelerator and some people thought a black hole would start with a burnt turkey.
Part of the 38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Attenzione Pickpocket!" Lady
Why was Grandma shouting in the kitchen? "Attenzione, borseggiato...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Smurf Cat" (Shailushai)
Why was there a blue cat with a mushroom hat on everyone's phone?...read more »
2020 Joke: A Turkey Was Running
A turkey was running through the farm on Thanksgiving morning yel...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Drake vs. Kendrick Beef
Why was the dinner so tense? Because the cousins spent three hour...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Thanksgiving was a high-stakes drama. It was the year of...read more »
39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »
2024 Archive: The Nintendo Alarmo
Why was the whole house waking up to Mario sounds? Because Ninten...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition
In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!