Why was Grandma shouting in the kitchen? “Attenzione, borseggiatori!”—she was warning everyone about the “pickpockets” trying to steal the turkey skin.
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Saving the best laugh for last!