Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susan’s posture was “sub-optimal” and was forced-adjusting her into a “socially engaged” position.
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2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
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2025 Archive: AI Personalities
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2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
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