Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the “Turbo-Roast Premium” subscription, and the turkey was stuck at 100 degrees until he watched three unskippable ads for a new electric truck.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Smurf Cat" (Shailushai)
Why was there a blue cat with a mushroom hat on everyone's phone?...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Red Pill” Edition
In 1999, Thanksgiving felt like the last meal on Earth. We were s...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
2009 Joke: A Family Was Sitting
A family was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner when the father...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok 2" (The Brain-Link)
Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Glasses Glow
Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
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