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2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute

Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the “Auto-Pod” handled the 3-hour traffic jam while the family watched movies in a rotating lounge cabin.

Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Rickroll” Edition
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
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33 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & Instagram” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky05/27/2001 06:13I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Mainframe_Manny10/25/2008 04:29Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Judge_Dredd_Law11/26/2003 21:11I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Blogger_Default12/15/2005 18:38Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Club_Penguin_Kid02/24/2000 04:11Waddle on over and read this!
@Android_Bot_9904/15/1999 14:28Beep boop. Humor recognized.
@Wall_Post_Hero12/13/2001 02:12Posting this to my own wall right now!
@Influencer_9907/12/2014 01:25My followers need to see this!

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