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2025 Vintage: The “Subscription” Gravy

Why was the sauce “locked” in the boat? Because the “Gravy-as-a-Service” app detected that we exceeded our monthly “pour-limit” and needed an upgrade to the “Family Feast” tier.

Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
Why was the corn so popular at Thanksgiving dinner? Because it wa...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Drumsticks” Edition
In 1995, Thanksgiving was a battlefield between the analog past a...read more »
2025 Classic: Autonomous Delivery Drones
Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Legacy" AI
Why was the dead great-grandfather giving a speech? Because they ...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Lazy Girl Job" Trend
Why was nobody helping with the dishes? Because they were all loo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Glasses Glow
Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »

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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Break the Internet” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The "Real-Life" Ad-Blocker
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules04/08/1999 16:43Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Malware_Hunter12/14/2008 01:41Scanning... Laughs detected!
@RoboCop_9002/04/2014 20:54Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Mini_Me_Rocks11/27/2011 05:18... (Laughter in silence).
@Leave_Britney_A12/21/2006 12:19Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Grammar_Nazi_9909/30/2006 17:51Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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