Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot the rolls, and an Amazon “Prime Instant” drone dropped a hot package of biscuits through the chimney in under four minutes.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Fruity iMac” Edition
In 1998, Thanksgiving was a neon-colored fever dream. We were bus...read more »
2016 Joke: Why Did The Turkey
Why did the turkey join a band on Thanksgiving? Because he had th...read more »
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok 2" (The Brain-Link)
Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »
2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »
1997 Joke: During Thanksgiving Dinner The
During Thanksgiving dinner, the mother asked her son, “What are y...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition
In 2011, Thanksgiving was about bracing ourselves for White Walke...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Break the Internet” Edition
In 2014, Thanksgiving was about dodging selfie sticks at the tabl...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
I see you... laughing!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
I should make a game about this joke.