2018 Archive: The Border “Caravan” Panic
Why was it a 2018 theme? Because “A Group of People Walking” sounds much more threatening if you call it an “Invasion” right before an… Read More »2018 Archive: The Border “Caravan” Panic
2018 Legacy: The Coffee Maker
Why was the coffee maker so proud? It was “brewing” something special. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Coffee Maker
2017 Classic: The “Russian” Zapad 2017
Why the panic? To prove that a “Military Exercise” is just an “Invasion” that hasn’t made up its mind yet. Part of the 34 Military… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Russian” Zapad 2017
2016 Vintage: The Sheep
I’m “following” the crowd to the rare spawn. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Sheep
2016 Legacy: The Selfie Stick Mission Report
The short-term mission team returning from their summer trip and presenting their report using a literal telescoping metal pole, showing fifty identical wide-angle photos of… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Selfie Stick Mission Report
2016 Legacy: The Matt Damon “Eating an Apple” Bit
Why? For mocking Jimmy Kimmel for losing Best Variety Series while casually munching on a snack. Part of the 40 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Matt Damon “Eating an Apple” Bit
2015 Classic: The Entourage Movie
“I’m living the ‘Vince’ life!” “No, you’re living the ‘Drama’ life—lots of complaining and no actual movie roles.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden… Read More »2015 Classic: The Entourage Movie
2014 Vintage: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was “socially acceptable” or just “filling.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge” Edition… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Restaurant
2013 Classic: The Gravity Movie
“I feel like I’m floating in space!” “That’s just the third margarita hitting you, Sandra. Stay in your seat.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Classic: The Gravity Movie
2013 Classic: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the “Haswell” chip was trying to render a 15-second Instagram video. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2013… Read More »2013 Classic: The Laptop Heat