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Why did the blonde take a pillow to the bank?

You’ll appreciate the logic in this one:

She wanted to rest her account.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde take a pillow to the bank?”

  1. User_768
    User_768 [Human Verified]

    lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.

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