I’m “buzzing” with every notification.
Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Go, go, go! More jokes!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.