Why was the tourist calling the waiter “Anjin-san”? Because he watched the show and now thinks he’s a 17th-century samurai in a Tokyo Starbucks.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Glitch & Stanley Craze” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Travel Jokes: The 2015 “White-Gold or Blue-Black” Edition
In 2015, travel was a battle for "signal" and the perfect shot. I...read more »
48 Travel Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & New Sim” Edition
Traveling in 2000 was a weird mix of survivalist relief and early...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Digital Nomad Visa
Why was the entire population of Bali just guys with laptops? Be...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2010 “Filter Everything & Volcano Ash” Edition
In 2010, travel became "aesthetic." We started taking photos of o...read more »
The Camping Adventure
Paying money to live like a homeless person for a weekend.Camping...read more »
The Final Destination
Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »
The Local Advice
Asking for directions and getting a history lesson instead.I aske...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Luggage Tag
Why did the suitcase go to Tokyo? Because it decided it needed a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Maid
Why was the room so tidy? Because the maid is a swarm of 500 mic...read more »
The Airplane Food
Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »
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50 Travel Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Cash & Spider-Man” Edition
In 2002, travel felt a bit more "unified" in Europe, but a lot mo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Personal Drone
Why did the tourist have a small bird following him? It wasn't a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Coffee
Why was the Starbucks on Mars so expensive? Because "shipping an...read more »
The Travel Agent
A profession from the past helping with a future headache.I told ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!