2019 Vintage: The “Zumwalt” Ammo Crisis
Why are the guns still empty? Because firing a single shell costs more than a Lieutenant’s entire college education. Part of the 36 Military Jokes:… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Zumwalt” Ammo Crisis
2018 Archive: The “Gritty” Mascot
Why did the marketing team adopt a chaotic orange monster? Because 2018 was the year of “Unhinged Brand Energy.” Part of the 71 Office Groaners:… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Gritty” Mascot
2017 Vintage: The 2017 New Year’s Eve
Why were we looking at 2018? Because the Super Bowl was in Minnesota, the World Cup was in Russia, and Tiger Woods was finally starting… Read More »2017 Vintage: The 2017 New Year’s Eve
2015 Archive: The Best Film Editing
Why did Whiplash win? Because that movie was cut faster than a jazz musician’s heartbeat during a solo. Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Archive: The Best Film Editing
2014 Archive: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2014 Archive: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2013 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2013 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
2012 Archive: Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
Why was the witch so hopeful? “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number (on a napkin), so give me… Read More »2012 Archive: Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
2011 Archive: The Final 2011 Political Vibe
Why was it a “Year of Disruption”? Because between the squares of Cairo and the streets of New York, people stopped waiting for politicians to… Read More »2011 Archive: The Final 2011 Political Vibe
2010 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a rock.” “Is it the coffee?” “No, I just have a very high-resolution screen.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands
2010 Archive: The Mass Effect 2 Commander
One, but they have to recruit a specialized team from across the galaxy to help screw it in. Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2010 Archive: The Mass Effect 2 Commander