2014 Archive: The Paper Checkbook Standoff

Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lara_Croft_9610/04/1998 08:34Found a real treasure with this one.

@Beanie_Baby_Collector10/13/1999 03:45This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Married_With_Kids01/31/2009 07:58Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Jackass_Johnny01/05/2011 21:03Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Confused_Travolta03/10/1996 10:24Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

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@Search_Scout_9906/30/1997 00:37Scouting the web for gems like this.

@WordPress_Fan_0304/25/2004 01:02The best thing since version 1.0!