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2007 Legacy: The Portal “The Cake is a Lie”

 I spent ten hours solving physics puzzles only to be told that my dessert was a fabrication. I’ve never been more betrayed by a computer.

Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble archive. Historically Verified

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