The vice principal declaring that dual-row metal pyramid belts were officially contraband because they were scratching the paint off the newly installed hallway lockers.
Part of the 37 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Reveal, Angry Birds & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Clashing Clan Warfare
The group of eighth graders huddling around a single charger wire...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Supreme Sticker Craze Finale
Why every single plastic binder, calculator case, and laptop in t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another histori...read more »
35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame Spoilers, Old Town Road & VSCO Girl” Edition
In 2019, the classroom layout shifted into a world of viral lifes...read more »
38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch, High School Musical & Nintendo Wii” Edition
In 2006, the classroom officially entered the Web 2.0 era, turnin...read more »
2024 Classic: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy
Missing the physical book catalogs and realizing that scrolling t...read more »
36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle Obsession, Elden Ring Absences & BeReal Alerts” Edition
In 2022, the classroom layout was completely transformed by short...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Subway Surfers Split Screen Split
Why was the computer literacy lab so unproductive? Because studen...read more »
35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar Hype, Justin Bieber Fever & Minecraft Debut” Edition
In 2009, the classroom became a fully connected digital ecosystem...read more »
35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Bottle Flip Craze & Mannequin Challenge” Edition
In 2016, the classroom was completely turned upside down by augme...read more »
😜 More from category: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Looking for a Man in Finance Loop
The high school girls spent all of their recess transition period...read more »
35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2015 “Hotline Bling, The Dress Debate & Fallout 4 Release” Edition
In 2015, the classroom layout became a digital echo chamber where...read more »
2024 Vintage: The ChatGPT Detector War
Why did the student look so stressed before his presentation? Bec...read more »
2024 Archive: The 2048 Block Puzzle Endurance
The math teacher catching five students instantly because their f...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Not bad. Not bad at all.