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2024 Vintage: The Subway Surfers Split Screen Split

Why was the computer literacy lab so unproductive? Because students had mastered hiding a secondary, fast-paced running video window on the bottom of their screens, claiming they needed the visual stimulation just to focus on typing their assignments.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2024 “AI Homework Overload, Brain Rot Slang & Brat Summer” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready01/14/2004 15:15If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@GameBoy_Color03/23/2000 20:59Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Blade_Runner_201911/25/2008 00:03All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Judge_Dredd_Law09/06/2008 15:16I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Blue_Your_My_Boy04/28/2014 04:19You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Hide_The_Pain_H09/10/2005 19:54I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Banner_Exchange08/06/2001 16:07Click my banner for more laughs!
@Digg_Submitter_0502/18/1998 01:03Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Runescape_Noob01/11/2001 04:57Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

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