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2017 Vintage: The 2017 New Year’s Eve

Why were we looking at 2018? Because the Super Bowl was in Minnesota, the World Cup was in Russia, and Tiger Woods was finally starting to swing a club again.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
2025 Archive: The Victor Wembanyama "MVP" Talk
Why was he blocking shots from the three-point line? Because his ...read more »
The Final Whistle
Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The NFL in London & Madrid
Why was the league so "International"? Because Roger Goodell deci...read more »
2025 Classic: The "New" Champions League Format
Why were we still confused? Because in 2025, nobody actually knew...read more »
The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Streaming" War
Why did I need six apps to watch one game? Because in 2025, the o...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King's Decisions” Edition
In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »

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2025 Archive: The Caitlin Clark "Sophomore" Surge
Why were the WNBA ratings still higher than the moon? Because she...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9809/15/2014 11:14Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Motherboard_Max06/05/2007 11:43This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Napster_Search03/10/1997 03:23Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Map_Maker_X12/04/2011 18:13The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Everquest_Solo01/26/2003 03:29Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Streamer_Pro_9905/26/2006 00:28Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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