2012 Archive: Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”

Why was the witch so hopeful? “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number (on a napkin), so give me a full-size Snickers maybe?”

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@SoundBlaster_1609/09/2009 04:32I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Married_With_Kids01/11/2015 05:34Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Sum41_Skater11/30/2011 01:33In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Karate_Kid_Wax08/23/1997 06:58Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@AllYourBase_9905/17/1999 17:31All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Slow_Clap_Guy01/08/2002 01:14...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!