2010 Archive: The Mass Effect 2 Commander
One, but they have to recruit a specialized team from across the galaxy to help screw it in. Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2010 Archive: The Mass Effect 2 Commander
2010 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a rock.” “Is it the coffee?” “No, I just have a very high-resolution screen.” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Hands
2009 Archive: The Uber Launch
Why did the lawyer love the new “Uber” app? Because it created a whole new category of “uninsured independent contractors” to sue after a fender… Read More »2009 Archive: The Uber Launch
2009 Vintage: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were “too close together.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Car Trip
2009 Legacy: The “Fame” Remake
Why was it hit? For proving that “remembering my name” is hard when the movie is this forgettable. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Fame” Remake
2008 Vintage: The VoIP “Skype Video”
Why was the boss waving at a grainy ghost? Because 2008 video calls looked like they were filmed in a haunted basement. Part of the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The VoIP “Skype Video”
2007 Legacy: The “Mac vs. PC” Ads
Why did D.C. relate? Because the Republicans felt like the uncool PC guy and the Democrats were the “Hope” guy with the hoodie. Part of… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Mac vs. PC” Ads
2007 Legacy: The Portal “The Cake is a Lie”
I spent ten hours solving physics puzzles only to be told that my dessert was a fabrication. I’ve never been more betrayed by a computer.… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Portal “The Cake is a Lie”
2007 Vintage: The Ellen “Selfie” Prototype
Why did she take a picture with Steven Spielberg? Because she was ten years ahead of the Twitter trend and didn’t even know it. Part… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Ellen “Selfie” Prototype
2007 Archive: The Virus
I’m “infecting” the hashtag-sphere with wordplay. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified