Why did the lawyer love the new “Uber” app? Because it created a whole new category of “uninsured independent contractors” to sue after a fender bender.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Evidence
A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
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52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition
In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »
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In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
I choose to believe it’s funny.