Why did she take a picture with Steven Spielberg? Because she was ten years ahead of the Twitter trend and didn’t even know it.
Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
That was super fast and super funny!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
Waddle on over and read this!