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2025 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win

Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland is a legitimate aesthetic.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2025 “Gladiator’s Return, Conan’s Comeback & The Musical Drug Lord” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Emma Stone’s Wardrobe Malfunction
Why did her dress break? Because it was so overwhelmed by her sec...read more »
2025 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Bassett (Wait, she got it already)
Why did they give a special shoutout to Quincy Jones? To remind u...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the sound of what you d...read more »
2024 Classic: The Messi the Dog Appearance
Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition
In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Anora win? Because writing a movie that feels like a two-...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2009 “Slumdog, Wolverine & Heath’s Legacy” Edition
In 2009, the 81st Academy Awards decided to put on a show that wa...read more »
2024 Classic: The Paul Giamatti "In-N-Out" Joke
Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention it? To remind us that even if you're...read more »

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In 2008, the 80th Academy Awards barely escaped the writers' stri...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Production Design
Why did Poor Things sweep the visuals? Because the world looked l...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2020 “Parasite, Joker’s Speech & Eminem’s Surprise” Edition
In 2020, the 92nd Academy Awards broke the "one-inch barrier" of ...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2021 “Train Station, Nomadland & The Hopkins Twist” Edition
In 2021, the 93rd Academy Awards looked less like a gala and more...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus03/04/2003 00:25What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Ebay_Sniper11/29/1996 02:27Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@T9_Texter01/14/2013 05:384-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Net_Neutral_9504/26/1995 20:04This is why we need the internet.
@Futurama_Bender05/25/1999 06:37Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Yugioh_Duelist04/22/2005 11:32You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Ultima_Online_V05/22/2013 22:48Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Captain_Obvious08/16/2010 13:05This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Cloud_Computing11/29/2001 14:39Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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