A guy hits a ball into the woods. He finds a frog who says, “Kiss me and I’ll turn into a beautiful woman.” He puts the frog in his pocket. The frog yells, “Why didn’t you kiss me?” He says, “At my age, a talking frog is much more interesting than a girlfriend.”
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This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
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Deadly funny! Watch out!
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