2023 Archive: The Leaf

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a comment on my Threads post!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Elle10/23/2009 16:01What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Modem_Meltdown01/02/1997 22:49My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Nice_Guy_Eddie12/24/2000 20:45Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy07/29/2014 00:30That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Mini_Me_Rocks07/12/2001 22:33... (Laughter in silence).

@Borat_Very_Nice12/02/2004 14:13Very nice! Great success!

@Distracted_Boy10/30/2011 01:44Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Clans_Leader_9905/22/2011 10:08Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan09/13/2012 17:46Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!