2025 Classic: The Doris

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, biometric scan failed!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

@Resident_Evil_Z09/11/1999 05:23Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@QuickTime_Viewer05/10/2009 20:10Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher08/12/2003 09:49I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Goonies_Never_D01/20/2002 16:11Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Sixteen_Candles07/22/2010 17:47I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Ermahgerd_Girl10/28/2003 07:19ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Evil_Kermit_M03/24/2012 05:52Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Technorati_Tag01/21/1996 02:09Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@True_Story_Neil01/25/2000 17:38True story! I was there!