2024 Classic: The Orange (End)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus02/25/2008 03:36What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Men_In_Black_J12/16/2006 00:42Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Yugioh_Duelist03/12/1998 11:48You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Ancient_Aliens_G02/19/2015 16:54I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Slashdot_Effect10/08/2007 12:34We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Cool_Story_Bro01/16/2005 11:20Actually, it IS a cool story!