34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force & Hello Edition

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all started saying “Hello” again with Adele, watched Drake dance in a turtleneck, and debated the color of “The Dress” (was it blue or gold?). These knock-knock jokes were the viral hits of a world obsessed with streaming and sequels.

The 2015 Top 10: Awakened Forces & Hotline Blings

The Adele: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hello. / Hello who? / Hello from the other side! I must have knocked a thousand times!
The Kylo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Kylo. / Kylo who? / Kylo-w (Keep-low), I’m trying to find Luke Skywalker!
The Drake: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hotline. / Hotline who? / Hotline Bling! You used to call me on my cell phone, now just open the door!
The BB-8: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / BB. / BB who? / BB-8 (Be-be-ate) my homework, can I come in?
The Dress: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Blue. / Blue who? / Blue or Gold? It doesn’t matter, just let me in!
The Mad Max: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Max. / Max who? / Max (Makes) no difference, it’s a lovely day to open the door!
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Apple Watch says I’ve been standing here too long!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Jurassic World is about to start!
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2015 Bestie!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just a Jedi in training!

The Full 2015 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new iPhone 6S?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of the new Star Wars once I’m inside!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning in 2015!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “The Force is strong with this one!”
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message on my Instagram!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in?
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
The 2015: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2015. / 2015 who? / 2,015 reasons why this year was legendary!