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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

@Net_Addict_200002/14/2014 05:35My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Melrose_Place_Fan04/20/2014 15:11Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Baywatch_Runner11/01/2011 03:39Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Memento_Guy04/05/2000 09:51Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Llamas_With_Hats08/24/1995 15:30Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!