2024 Archive: The Open

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

@ICQ_Master9909/24/2000 12:31Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Java_Script_Kid08/13/1996 07:29Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@SoundBlaster_1603/03/2009 02:09I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Zoolander_Blue11/26/2006 00:42Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam03/15/1996 12:11I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Karate_Kid_Wax04/16/2012 11:54Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Protoss_Pylon07/14/2001 03:41You must construct additional laughs!