2025 Classic: The Dish

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a great place to stay for 30 years!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

@ICQ_Master9901/10/2012 13:56Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Nokia_Snake_Champ10/06/2002 20:22Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Married_With_Kids10/20/2012 07:36Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Floppy_Fanatic09/25/2015 18:32Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Fred_Channel_0606/28/2012 07:31HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!