49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears. Tony Stark built his first suit, the first Android phone hit the market, and we were all asking “Why so serious?” as Joker took over the big screen. These knock-knock jokes were the perfect way to break the ice in a year of big changes.

The 2008 Top 10: Heroes & Villains

The Iron: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Iron. / Iron who? / Iron Man (I-am-man) enough to knock, now let me in!
The Joker: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Why so. / Why so who? / Why so serious? It’s just a knock-knock joke!
The Android: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Android. / Android who? / Android (And-right) now is the perfect time to open the door!
The Wall-E: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wall-E. / Wall-E who? / Wall-E (Well-he) won’t open the door for me, will you?
The Obama: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Barack. / Barack who? / Barack-around (Rock-around) the clock, let’s celebrate! (2008 Election)
The Britney: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Womanizer. / Womanizer who? / Womanizer (Woman-is-a) hero if she lets me in! (Britney’s comeback hit)
The Cargo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my App Store is still loading!
The Lettuce: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Breaking Bad is starting! (Series premiere)
The Tank: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2008 Bestie!
The Europe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, and I’m just a Dark Knight!

The Full 2008 Archive (Extended List)

The Wooden: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my new smartphone?
The Alex: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of Inception… wait, that’s not out yet!
The Annie: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home to help with my Twitter?
The Dwayne: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the pool, summer’s over!
The Ice Cream: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream for some popcorn!
The Honeydew: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to see a movie?
The Doris: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, did you lose the key?
The Leaf: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leaf. / Leaf who? / Leaf a message on my Facebook wall!
The Canoe: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find my charger?
The Police: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2008!
The Amos: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me at the premiere!
The Anita: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your new game!
The Hatch: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!
The Shore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re having a great day!
The Otto: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better than to knock twice!
The Robin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the kitchen for some snacks!
The Luke: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole!
The Mustache: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up!
The Theodore: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight!
The Ketchup: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new apps!
The Mikey: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost!
The Ken: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in and play Wii?
The Ida: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend!
The Alpine: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you while I’m away!
The Wendy: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, the door slams!
The Hugo: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way!
The Ivana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall!
The Ben: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all day!
The Orange: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I’m here?
The Banana: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock… (the loop)
The Orange (End): Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
The Abbott: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!
The Gladys: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday!
The Isabel: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working?
The Noah: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way I’m leaving yet!
The Harry: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door!
The Open: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door, it’s just me!
The Justin: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time for the 2008 Olympics!
The 2008: Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2008. / 2008 who? / 2,008 knocks and you finally answered!